That feel when
Your girlfriends old progress pics suddenly flood your dash. Feels pretty smug.
Accurate summarization of my mindset.
when I grab an empty barbell at the gym, I’m always like “fuck yeah I wish I was a gladiator”
but then I go home, barbecue, do a crossword in my backyard, and I’m like “not coming close to being stabbed or eaten by lions is pretty cool, too”
I judge you by your favorite ice cream flavor.
I’m just gunna say I had mint chip protein and it was the one time I’ve thrown up trying to drink something. I’ve since has to change toothpaste to cinnamon.
mint chocolate chip or go fuck yourself
Mint chocolate chip is the best and if you don’t like it we can’t we can’t be friends
Oh come on why don’t you just brush your teeth while you eat chocolate because that shit is disgusting
Mint chocolate chip is like an anus filled with trident gum
The last day is the worst
So many things I want to say and do but can’t bring myself to actually do. Instead watching movies while she books coach tickets and we both try not to cry in front of her brother and his gf.
England has been good to my lifts
Hit post injury prs on squat ohp and bench. About time I get some gains flowing. Surviving on a diet of British beer and awesome candy. My girlfriend should be winning her meet on Sunday too. This vacation is way too short.