Watch me play that pokéflute and drop them things quicker than you close the porn window when your momma walk in the room.

Watch me play that pokéflute and drop them things quicker than you close the porn window when your momma walk in the room.

(via ruinedchildhood)

Once ran into a huge sale and these things were like .75 each. Naturally I bought $20 worth. I had to throw a party to drink it all before it expired the next week.

Once ran into a huge sale and these things were like .75 each. Naturally I bought $20 worth. I had to throw a party to drink it all before it expired the next week.

(via ruinedchildhood)

That feel when

Your girlfriends old progress pics suddenly flood your dash. Feels pretty smug.

okwhatever-nevermind:

goforeverforworseorbetter:

troyesivan:

leggingsluts:

what kind of school has giant posters of their students that’s just weird

i saw this and just kind of assumed thats how things are in america

is that not how things are in america

it is not how things are in america



Our posters were nowhere near the quality of this one. We did have posters though.

okwhatever-nevermind:

goforeverforworseorbetter:

troyesivan:

leggingsluts:

what kind of school has giant posters of their students that’s just weird

i saw this and just kind of assumed thats how things are in america

is that not how things are in america

it is not how things are in america

Our posters were nowhere near the quality of this one. We did have posters though.

(via ruinedchildhood)

the—brothad:

when I grab an empty barbell at the gym, I’m always like “fuck yeah I wish I was a gladiator”

but then I go home, barbecue, do a crossword in my backyard, and I’m like “not coming close to being stabbed or eaten by lions is pretty cool, too”

Accurate summarization of my mindset.

I judge you by your favorite ice cream flavor.

blondesquats:

thekingofrage:

deadlift-khaleesi:

irontemple:

mint chocolate chip or go fuck yourself

Mint chocolate chip is the best and if you don’t like it we can’t we can’t be friends

Oh come on why don’t you just brush your teeth while you eat chocolate because that shit is disgusting

Mint chocolate chip is like an anus filled with trident gum

I’m just gunna say I had mint chip protein and it was the one time I’ve thrown up trying to drink something. I’ve since has to change toothpaste to cinnamon.

The last day is the worst

So many things I want to say and do but can’t bring myself to actually do. Instead watching movies while she books coach tickets and we both try not to cry in front of her brother and his gf.

England has been good to my lifts

Hit post injury prs on squat ohp and bench. About time I get some gains flowing. Surviving on a diet of British beer and awesome candy. My girlfriend should be winning her meet on Sunday too. This vacation is way too short.